My dog Jack…

My dog Jack…

Dinner time...

Hey buddy, that grub you've got sure looks like the bomb. Are you gonna hook me up with some steak or what pal?!? I can't sit here any longer just staring at you. Ohhh... if only I was a little bit taller, I'd just get up and help myself. Buy I'm a dog, so I just have to stay put, and hope(HOPE , HOPE,HOPE) that you give me some of that tasty stuff. Here it comes, here it comes... DOH.. not yet... dadrnit dude, you can't expect me to wait forever. But I will, cause that's what I do. And I can't HELP it. Cause I'm a dog. So I'll just sit here and look at you with these pathetic eyes... wait, wait... here comes. AHHHH. WHAT?!?... Just one little piece... that is so weak dude. and what's this?? wait....No you're not... no your NOT going to give me that shitty stuff in a bag AGAIN.... lame, lame. Oh dear.... but I will definitely eat it cause I'm starving cause you kept me waiting here like a MORON while you scarfed those tender morsels down. Oh WELLLL.... just wait till later. It'll be payback time when I have horrible GAS from that nasty traif you feed me EVERY DAY :).... hahaha